What more could a woman want?

Haven’t you always longed for a bottling outfit?

Now that’s a tactic I’ve not previously considered– act just like a little child. Cry and he’ll get it for you. And don’t those gifts look appealing?

Or a gift of lung cancer?

Just what I’ve always wanted! My own enormous case of Camels!

The family that shoots together stays together! Gee–3 boys! Just like our family. What do you think, honey? Matching guns for the 5 of us?

I’m feeling very scroogey this year about the excitement of retailers (sales are up! the economy is recovering!). As a society, we spend far too much each holiday season on things we do NOT need.

*These ads are all courtesy of this great web site: “Top 48 ads that would never be allowed today,” and all are in the creative commons.